celebrities spotted last night...

[...in the order i spotted 'em]

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[[here's some press coverage of last night]]

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Darryl Strawberry

[obviously!...it is *his* grill]

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Tino Martinez

i offered him a bacon and blue-cheese burger,

and he took it off my tray!

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P.S. -- He's got BIG hands.

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Bernie Williams

OMG, yes. He was/is definitely one of my favorite all-time Yankees.

For sure.

I offered him and Tino Martinez

skirt steak with chimichurri sauce on garlic toast.

It was awesome.

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Salt&Pepa
homegirls *supposedly* kicked

Tino Martinez & Bernie Willams off the table they were at

in the back V.I.P section.

How hilarious!

my *string bean* of a general manager was about to kick them both out!

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all i know is this song kept replaying in my head.
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Ali & Roberto

i really couldn't have cared less.

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my heart did stop for this next one, though...

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Nick Swisher
he. is. so. friggin'. HOT.

oh, Nick,

i like what you do

when you do

what you do

you make me wanna *shoop*

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finally,

when all the buzz

started getting me dizzy,

and

i was ready to get on outta the

circus

that the restaurant was slowly becoming as the night wore on,

he walked in:
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Justin Timberlake
with the fedora on and all.

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okay...now, I'm not gonna lie and say that it wasn't cool to see all these celebs, but for the handful of celebs i listed here, there were about 200 wannabes circling the joint.

these wannabes were there either because they had money, or they were somebody's kid, or they were somebody's assistant.

i. hate. mother. fucking. assistants.

they weren't like real people. they were like pseudo-people, so uber-ly involved in someone else's world. they think because they work for somebody who actually has talent [except in the bachelorette's case], that that makes them important and they could boss/talk-to-you-like-doody. oh no no no.

...and most of them were chicks in what they would call 'fashion' with the heels they couldn't walk in, and tiny dresses, holding a clipboard, running around like hyper chipmunks.

see video below: