*UGLY*Christmas*Sweater*PaRTy*

no, I'm not having one.

nope, I'm not attending one.

...but i gosh darn by-golly jeepers wish i was, playas!

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i saw the pic below in this post this morning

and i thought it was SO COOL.

A store advertising on its window that

"YES, *WE* HAVE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS"
perfection. pure perfection.

i would LOVE to shop there.

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pick up this one:

or maybe this one:
and pose with
Tomas like this:

those is some AWESOME swettuhs!
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these clowns got the right idea:
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yay!
i just always wanted to do that.
yep.
...and set up a Christmas Photobooth like I saw posted
yesterday on A Beautiful Mess,
and the 101 found on Promise's Blog.
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...and dress *the binos* in some funky kitty sweaters, too.
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LOOK
at
this PUG:
oh, what a love!
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i've seen some awesome Christmas sweaters
floatin' around on the internet via a
life is bananas. 2009 X-mas card
[so funny!...look at her chubby boys!]
&
cute friendly get-together party
a la The Swede Records
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Yep.
Hee!
maybe in one of the upcoming years.
this holiday season has been too jam-packers
with sham-college boloney
to focus on
any real holiday fun.
sad.
so sad.
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but there's never not enough time to
plan me some NeW*YeaRs fun...
...that's gonna be the real party...
if everything goes according to my diabolical plan!
[cue evil villain laugh]
WHAAA HAA HAA HAA!!
BRAHHH WHAAA HAAHAA HAA HAA!!

yeah.

happy ugly*sweaty Thurs.

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click on the pics for sources. most pics found amongst these.

in my fantasy, i'm at an early Summer morning street fair in France

...instead of just about ready to start *Day2* of my week from sham-college Hell.
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but, good news!!

i showered!!!!

then,

did some *french*braids*,

lathered on some Revlon lipstick in *black*cherry*, as seen here,

and

quickly La PhotoCabine -ed myself:

...to show the world,

"hey world, I might be a prisoner in my room writing a sham-college paper i couldn't give two-shits about and that probably won't affect my future one way or another, but i can look like a total 'tard doin' it! "

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i'm gonna prob need to wipe off the lippystick, though,

with all the kitty-smooching breaks i take...
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okay...haPPy TueSday.

Happy Birthday, Neena, [in R&B]!!

Here's a

v*virtual BiRthdAy PhOtObOOth*h

for my one and only

neena girl.

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Her name is actually Dinah

[I named her in 2nd grade after

multiple years obssession with

Alice & Wonderland & her cat.]

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here are two videos starring

*the BiRthDay girl*

for your viewing pleasure.

This

one

shows how

NOT impressed

she is by Jay-Z.

hee hee.

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This

one

shows one of my favorite

things

to watch about her.

*glug glug slurp glug slurp*

haa haa haa!

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So

in

con

clu

sion...

Happy Birthday, Neena-cita!!

...and Happy FrIIIIday, loves.

v*virtual PhOtObOOth*h

v*virtual PhOtObOOTH*h

i like the idea of this post b/c i friggin' looove *photobooths*
wit a passion. they demand you to be silly & in-the-moment

mine, above, shows me**

in my superhero *look*

with black nailpolish

shiny straight hair

over one eye

tan from the SuMMer sun

in bold, fierce comic-book colors :)

what would be my superpower??

hmmmmm...

I'll have to get back to you on that.

here's howta conduct your own

v*virtual PhOtObOOth*h:

- take 4 similar pictures -

- maybe jazz 'em up with picnik -

- upload 'em in a stacked format -

- smile, 'cuz you're you -

** please reader, my dear, do not mistake [me having too much free time to take pictures of myself] with [me thinking i'm the shit]. Believe me, I know i'm not. You, however, *ARE* the shit. To me, you guys rock!! *woot woot*

Okay, loves.

Happy Friday!!

Can't wait to see your v*virtual Phbth*h.

yours un-cool-ly,

*amanda*