i feel like a *sexy*fuckin'*princess* today

i do. don't know why.

*

[but let's roll with it, eh?]

*

i guess it's a good thing i feel like a sexy bitch

because

*supposedly*

Derek Jeter

is attending

a private party at

the restaurant tonight.

*

as the managers have been saying:

"It's going to be a *star-studded* event."

*

i highly doubt it, though.

*

these are the same three managers that

told us the kitchen works like clockwork,

and

boo-ya! the food is amazing,

but...

ahem ahem, kitch, you've really been slackin'.
*

get your fuckin' shit together,

because

DEREK

"is coming",

and in

NY,

he's a fuckin' All*Star.

*

[i shall be wearing my *sexy* underwear]

Wednesday. Hotness.

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*

*

befo'

i

leave ya,

i

just wanted

to

include

that

if

by some

amazing

divine miracle,

he does come,

and

just so much as

looks at me & smiles...

[*hee hee hee*]

HULL-LO!!

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